The Axis of Evil, No. 7

College Sports Mascots In The Axis Of Evil, And The Reason Why

The Ohio State University's Brutus the Buckeye:

A bad seed.

Syracuse University's Orangeman:
Nothing rhymes with him.

Oregon State University's Benny Beaver:
Insert female genitalia joke here.

Temple University's Hooter the Owl:
Who?
University of Notre Dame's Leprechaun:
The Irish are a dirty, dirty people.

Oklahoma State University's Pistol Pete:
Wanted on pedophilia charges in three Southern states.

Stanford University's Tree:
Smart school, dumb mascot.
Florida State University's Chief Osceola:
A racist who demeans an entire people when, at his bowling league, he paints face white and declares himself Bob the Cracker.
Dartmouth College's Keggy the Keg:
Although not a sanctioned mascot, Keggy qualifies. Loses respect for hanging out with pals Spliffy the Joint, Needly the Needle and
Pilly the Valium.
Clark College's Oswalt the Penguin:
Has a habit of wearing tacky ties.

The Evergreen State College's Geoduck:
At 1 to 3 feet long, a "geoduck" is the world's largest burrowing clam. Enough said.
Saint Mary's College of California's Gael Force One:
A pun that's worse than any you'll find on this blog,
which is saying something.
University of Oregon's Donald Duck:
Disciplined in September 2007 for beating up the University of Houston's mascot, Shasta the Cougar. The video was viewed on YouTube millions of times. Go Ducks.
Western Kentucky's Big Red:
With game on the line, will always succumb to mortal enemy:
the tampon.